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Category Archives: Fun + Games

What is a boss?

man checking time


So what is a boss? I’d say that he or she is someone who is late when you are early, and early when you are late.

Do you know what I mean? 😉


Made of wood?

Doctor: “How did you get that splinter in your finger?” Patient: “All I did was scratch my head.”

Dread the thought!

“What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?” “No idea!” “Finding half a worm!”

Never give up

A little boy was watching his mother gently rub cold cream on her face. “Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, Mummy?” he asked. “To make my skin more beautiful”, she replied. A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue. “What’s the matter?” the little boy asked. “Giving up?”

He’s just absent-minded

An absent-minded professor stopped to chat to one of his students and then asked, “From which direction was I coming, when I stopped to talk to you?” “That way”, the student pointed. “Good”, said the professor. “Then I’ve had my lunch.”

Young ladies read this …

“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

A little bit of humour

“There was an old man from Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He awoke in a fright In the middle of the night And found it was perfectly true.”

A bit of grammar fun

“What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? The cat has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.”

Another tongue twister to twist your tongue

Here’s a very well-known tongue twister: “She sells seashells on the sea shore. The shells she sells are seashells, I’m sure. For if she sells seashells on the sea shore Then I’m sure she sells sea-shore shells.” I’ve never managed to get through this one without making a mistake!

A little bit of fun

“When I was young there was only 25 letters in the alphabet? Nobody knew why.” Do you get it? Look below for the explanation.           why = Y