Red lorry

Two lorry drivers applied for a job. One said, “I’m Joe and this is my partner, John. When I drive at night, he sleeps.”

The foreman said, “All right, I’ll give you an oral test. It’s two o’clock in the morning. You’re on a little bridge and your truck is loaded with nitroglycerin. Suddenly a lorry comes towards you at about 70 miles per hour. What’s the first thing you do?”

Joe said; “I wake up my partner, John, because he’s never seen a wreck like this before.”