A not-so-happy ending!

A lonely frog consults a fortune-teller who tells him not to worry. “You’re going to meet a beautiful young girl,” she says, “and she will want to know everything about you.” “That’s great!” says the excited frog. “When will I meet her?”

“Next semester,” says the fortune-teller, “in biology class.”

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Written by Christine Burgmer

4. March 2017