An accountant

An accountantA woman was told she had only several months to live.
“What should I do?” she asked her doctor.
“Marry an accountant,” he said.
“Will that make me live longer?” she asked.
“No,” he replied, “but it will seem longer.”

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Written by Christine Burgmer

11. April 2015