If you’re looking for an answering machine message, you might like to try this one here (but please don’t take it too seriously!):
“Hello there, I’m not at home at the moment but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Just wait for the beep.”
Or try this one:
“Hi there, you’re talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need new windows or a hot tub and, yes, their carpets are clean. They give to a local charity and don’t need their pictures taken. If you’re still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you later.”
Warm thanks for the beautiful day!
Dear Petra,
My warm thanks to YOU for such a beautiful day. 🙂