The guests arrive. On the fence they find a warning: Beware of the dog. They look around but don’t see a dog, so they carefully enter the yard and ask the hostess: “Sorry, but where is that dog?” The hostess replies: “There she is, lying in the grass. Please be careful not to step on her.”
A day off?
An employee comes into her manager’s office to take a day off from work. The manager replies, "So you want a day off....
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