Beware

The guests arrive. On the fence they find a warning: Beware of the dog. They look around but don’t see a dog, so they carefully enter the yard and ask the hostess: “Sorry, but where is that dog?” The hostess replies: “There she is, lying in the grass. Please be careful not to step on her.”

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Written by Christine Burgmer

3. September 2016