Two lorry drivers

Two lorry drivers

Red lorry

Two lorry drivers applied for a job. One said, “I’m Joe and this is my partner, John. When I drive at night, he sleeps.”

The foreman said, “All right, I’ll give you an oral test. It’s two o’clock in the morning. You’re on a little bridge and your truck is loaded with nitroglycerin. Suddenly a lorry comes towards you at about 70 miles per hour. What’s the first thing you do?”

Joe said; “I wake up my partner, John, because he’s never seen a wreck like this before.”

 

 

How German are you?

How German are you?

Asparagus

Do this short and amusing German quiz to find out just how German you are.

The first question starts like this … “You are at my house and very durstig. I place a glass of liquid in front of you. You observe it closely and notice it does not appear to be fizzing. What do you do?”

But please do not take this quiz too seriously! 😉

Zero?

Zero?

cropped image of a pink calculator

So how would you say the number 0? Well, in British English we might use ‘nought’ (sounds like ‘nort’) or ‘oh’. In American English you’ll probably hear ‘zero’ more. However, we Brits do use ‘zero’ in countdowns and in measurements of temperature!

In tennis we use the word ‘love’. In football we use ‘nil’.

Is there anything I’ve missed?

Presentation tips you’ll like

SOAP has produced yet another wonderful presentation with lots and lots of tips to make sure that your presentation is one to remember! I adore their slides.

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Learning from ants

Learning from ants

Ant on flower

In this short video (link to YouTube.com), Jim Rohn explains why he thinks that everyone should study ants. What an amazing philosophy!

So what exactly can we learn? To never ever give up, always look ahead, stay positive and do all we can. Now isn’t that great advice?