Inspiring words

Inspiring words

“People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is light from within.”

Elisabeth Kübler-Ross (1926 – 2004, a Swiss American psychiatrist and a pioneer in near-death studies)

 

The shredder

The shredder

Shredder

A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the Managing Director standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

“Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work for me?” 

“Certainly,” said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. 

“Excellent, excellent!” said the CEO, as his paper disappeared inside the machine. “I just need one copy …”  

Crazy translations

Crazy translations

Menu

The Telegraph has collected a lot of strange signs – all to do with restaurant menus! I mean who would like to eat “chicken of your mother” or “water melons of mother-in-law? I wouldn’t. Would you?

This makes me wonder whether people really order these dishes.