Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”.
The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make absolutely sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”