The hotel bill

fruits in a tray

What’s this daily charge for ‘fruit’? The hotel guest asked the manager. “We didn’t eat any.”

“But the fruit was placed in your room every day. It isn’t our fault that you didn’t take advantage of it.”

“I see,” said the man as he subtracted $150.00 from the bill.

“What are you doing”? spluttered the manager.

“I’m subtracting 50 dollars a day for your kissing my wife.”

“What? I didn’t kiss your wife.”

“Ah,” replied the man, “but she was there.”

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Written by Christine Burgmer

13. September 2014