There’s definitely something wrong

A woman goes to see her doctor with a cucumber in her left ear, a banana in her right ear and a carrot up her nose.  “What on earth is the matter with me?” she asks. The doctor replies, “You’re not eating properly.”

“What on earth …?” = “Was um Himmels willen …?”

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Written by Christine Burgmer

8. August 2015