Richard and John were talking one day. “My wife asked me to buy organic vegetables from the market garden,” said Richard.

“So were you able to find some?” John asked.

“Well when I got to the market, I asked the gardener, ‘These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?’ And the gardener answered: ‘No, you’ll have to do that yourself.'”

(organic = biologisch angebaut)