Germans love long sentences. Verbs at the end. Clauses stacked on top of each other. Like a linguistic game of Jenga.

And yes, I caught the habit too. When I wrote my Master’s thesis, my professor said:
“Christine, your English looks like it’s been on holiday in Germany for too long.”

He was right. I’d written sentences that went on forever — true ‘Bandwurmsätze’.

❌ “In reference to our last meeting, where we discussed the budget, which still needs approval, I would like to ask if you have already spoken to the finance department.”

The fix?
One idea. One sentence.

✅ “In our last meeting, we discussed the budget. It still needs approval. Have you already spoken to the finance department?”

Shorter. Clearer. Easier.

It’s like swapping a heavy ‘Bandwurm’ for a light snack — easier to digest. 😅

💬 Be honest: do your English sentences sometimes turn into ‘Bandwurmsätze’ too?

Nobody warns you that small talk feels harder than a presentation.

Or that you’ll spend more time doubting yourself than actually practising.

Or that “fluent” people still make mistakes — they’ve just stopped apologising.

And yes… you’ll probably feel less intelligent in English than you actually are. Spoiler: you’re not.

The good news? You don’t need perfect grammar. You need courage. And maybe a sense of humour when things go wrong.

💬 What’s the funniest “truth” you’ve discovered about speaking English?

Welcome to this week’s Sparks Plus — your quick, practical boost for clearer, more confident English.
Five short sections, all easy to read and use right away.

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1️⃣ Quick Win

Don’t add an “s” to advice.

❌ He gave me good advices.
✔ He gave me good advice.

Like information, advice is uncountable.
You can say:
✔ a piece of advice
✔ some advice

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2️⃣ Real-World English in Action

Denglish rescue:
A client wrote: We see us next week.

In English, we simply say:
✔ See you next week.

We don’t use “see” reflexively.

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3️⃣ Christine’s Pick

BBC Learning English – The English We Speak
Short audio episodes (3 minutes each) that explain the latest phrase or expression in clear, slow English.
Great if you love learning idioms (as I know some of you do!).

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4️⃣ Reader Question

Q: Can I say I look forward to see you?

A: Not quite. After look forward to, use the -ing form.
✔ I look forward to seeing you.

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5️⃣ Spotlight

Want to make small talk easier and more fun?
Get my guide Spice Up Your Conversations — 25 simple questions to help you connect and sound more natural in English.
Download it here.

I often hear: “I can’t open my mouth in English without making a mistake.”

My answer? Perfect. You’re already doing better than the people who stay silent.

Polyglot Benny Lewis even sets himself the goal of making 200 mistakes a day. Imagine that. He celebrates every wrong word as if it’s a little trophy.

Because each mistake means he’s speaking, learning and moving forward. No perfection. No waiting for the “right” words. Just progress.

What if mistakes weren’t red marks against you, but gold stars for growth?

💬 How many “gold stars” will you collect today?

For years, the German word ‘Eichhörnchen’ was my personal enemy. It should come with a health warning: may cause tongue injuries if pronounced too quickly.

And don’t get me started on Schnürsenkel, Schnäppchen and Schnäpschen.

Try saying those three in a row without sounding tipsy.

English has its tricky ones, too.

Ever tried saying ‘rural’ three times in a meeting? It’s like doing squats with your tongue.

So if you stumble with a word or twist your tongue, you’re not failing — you’re just human. And sometimes, hilariously human.

💬 Which word makes your tongue rebel?