6 Words You Never Knew You Needed

Let me introduce you to 8 words that’ll have you saying, „Where have you been all my life?„ 

1. Food Coma 🍔💤

You know that feeling when you’ve stuffed yourself silly and all you want to do is to have a rest? Yes, there’s a word for that: food coma. Next Christmas, when your colleague asks why you’re sprawled out on the office sofa, you can simply mumble „food coma“ and doze off guilt-free.

2. Unfriend 👥❌

Remember when „friend“ was just a noun? Now it’s a verb, and so is its opposite! It’s when you stop being friends with somebody, but it’s not quite “enemy” level. 

3. Cellfish 📱🐠

We all know that person who’s glued to their phone 24/7. Next time you’re out with your cellfish friend, casually drop this word. Maybe they’ll get the hint and put their phone away… or maybe they’ll be too busy scrolling to notice. 

4. Textpectation ⏳📱

Sent a risky text? Now you’re sitting there, staring at your phone, waiting for a reply. Congrats, you’re experiencing textpectation. It’s like waiting for exam results, but somehow even more stressful.

5. Chairdrobe 👕🪑

We’re all guilty of this one.That blouse you wore for an hour? Where does it go? On the chairdrobe, of course. It’s where clothes go when they’re not clean enough for the wardrobe, but not dirty enough for the laundry.

6. Nonversation 🗨️👻

We’ve all been trapped in a nonversation. It’s that completely pointless chat that goes nowhere. Pro tip: Drop one of these new words into your next potential nonversation. Either you’ll spark an interesting discussion, or you’ll confuse the other person enough to escape.

So there you have it.

8 words to spice up your vocabulary and maybe even your life. Next time you’re in a food coma, having a nonversation with a cellfish friend, just remember: language is evolving, and so are you! 😎

Which of these words is your favourite? Or better yet, have you got any quirky words of your own to share? Let’s start a conversation… or maybe a nonversation! 😉